Tyke and I are in Walmart today doing a lil' shopping. Coming our way is a guy wearing NO shirt. Ew.Tyke: Mom, why is that man not wearing a shirt?
Me: Maybe he lost it.
Tyke: Well, why does him have boobs?
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I got Masi all dressed up for the rodeo. I am running around getting ready to go and here comes Masi with bright pink lipstick on. She applied herself so it was very scary looking.Me: Masi! Oh my! What did you do to your lips?
Masi: Oh! Did I do bad? *insert worried look*
Me: Well, Masi, it does look a little crazy.
Masi: *very disappointed in herself* I'm sorry, Mom. I need to work on that. It's just, I thought I did everything perfect.
